1-- A fly falls into a coffee cup.

The English person throws out the cup of coffee and walks out of the coffee shop. 

The American asks for two new cups of coffee.

The Mexican removes the fly, and drinks the coffee.

The Chinese person eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

The Palestinian under siege replaces the coffee with gazoline, and lights up a nearby settler.

The Israeli

• Sells the coffee to the Americans;
• Cries that her/his security is threatened;
• Accuses the Palestinians of having planted the fly in an act of terror;
• Pretends that Hezbollah, the Syrians, and the Iranians are proliferating new weapons disseminated through flies;
• Describes the act of fly spreading as an affront against human rights, an anti-Semitic crime, a modern holocaust, and an act of discrimination against the passengers of Noah’s Ark, the Chosen Ones;
• Demands that Mahmood Abbas stop the flies from flying, and ensure that they do not land into her/his coffee,
• Reoccupies Gaza;
• Cuts off electricity and water to the Palestinians and
• Destroys their crops and infrastructure;
• Demands, and receives, more lethal weapons from the Americans, and
• Sets damages for the supposed violation at a Billion dollars, for the social prejudice that she/he has suffered when forced to discover the fly in the coffee cup.